when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
I can’t stand this shit. I cannot fucking stand it.
For one thing, I am 99.9% sure that the rule right there applies to LaVeyan Satanism, which to my knowledge is an atheistic group/religion?. A-the-is-tic.
And for another thing, are you kidding? Are you fuuuucking kidding?
Jesus says avoid sexual immorality.
You know what’s pretty sexually immoral?
HE ALSO SAYS AVOID HURTING PEOPLE. TREAT PEOPLE WELL. PAUL CALLS OUT THE RAPE OF MALE PROSTITUTES AND YOUNG BOYS IN ROME AND SO ON.
JUST BECAUSE IT ISN’T IN THE FIRST TEN RULES OF THE GAME DOESN’T MEAN IT ISN’T THERE.
Seriously please stop trying to be fucking edgy because it’s not cute. People of every religion do fucked up shit and any form of Satanism is no exception. Christians have done some DUMB AND AWFUL AS FUCK shit and they sTiLl Do (i dONT KNOW WHY) but that doesn’t mean Satanism is rainbows and flowers because they have their share of hefty shit too. Cut it out.
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
this is my dog. he is supposed to be dressed as the big bad wolf in Red Riding Hood after he has nommed the grandmother and donned her clothes
but look at him. he is not a bad wolf. he just looks like a granny.
he just wants to hear how you’re doing far away at school and are you eating enough can he make you soup do you have a good coat it’s starting to get chilly out.